xpizzle’s bitch slap

Hip hop I love you but step out of line and I will beat that ass.
 
Two words can sum up who needs to be slapped down to size this time; Theodore Unit. Why is it that rappers will always put there clearly talentless ‘homies’ on their tracks, leading to useless A & R’s signing them to their own deals and their music, that term is used loosely, pollutes the ears of us the poor listening public. Another word to some it up; Bravehearts. I don’t care that once when Nas was 12 you gave him an extra quarter so he could buy some chewing gum to go with his Schnapple, that doesn’t make you a rapper, shit that doesn’t make you anything except maybe a loan shark. There needs to be some form of code or twelve point plan established so we never have another Wu-Tang syndrome, where a crew already reaching double figures, has each crew member’s own crew getting a deal, then the crews of those crew members getting a deal, I point again to the first line; Theodore FUCKING Unit. If you want to be honourable and look after your boys buy them a weekly ounce of weed, a case of beer and throw them your groupie rejects like Michelle with the limp, just keep them off my radio.
 
Rapper’s crews, you’ve just been pimp slapped.