Archive for June, 2008

xpizzle’s bitch slap
 
hip hop I love you but step out of line and I will beat that ass.
 
XXXXL clothing is just about the stupidest thing to become “hip hop”. Who sits around at home thinking you know what if my crutch hangs down near my knees I will be five times as gangsta and eight times more appealing to the ladies. Baggy clothes can conceal things I hear you scream, well I’m sure they can, but nobody is running away from “5-0” when they have the equivalent of a four man tent around their nads and a world war two flag of surrender for a tee. What is it exactly that they wish to conceal I ask myself? On closer analysis it appears a Bavarian cheese cake, an African lad named Hungee, 250 Mad magazines and the starting line up of the 1992 Chicago Bulls and that’s just in the left leg. Maybe it’s an attempt to become more like their rather buxom idols in Big Punisher or Notorious BIG, well folks neither of these are still alive and being large enough for three aeroplane seats is what ended Pun’s innings. So I urge all you wannabe stars and latest pop chart rappers, buy something that is around about your size, the world will thank you for it.
 
XXXL clothing you have been pimp slapped.