For the men of Crumpet we’ve often thought about rockin up to a spot and rollin in like a super duper star, choose any girl in the joint and partyin like we just don’t care, but like all tales fairy Absolut shows us in this modern day Cinderella tale that these days we don’t wanna […]

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You heard right kids, Mr Meth, Johnny Blaze, the most charismatic member of the WU has got himself a comic. Now while you may be chortling to yourself this is a desperate attempt to remain relevant as his albums waver between dope and why did you make that you dope and his TV show is […]

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Crumpet doesn’t know why Souljah Boy is famous, or worse still, why people made his first single a hit, but it appears the talentless one is here to stay. In news to make people cringe from here to west bubblefuck Souljah is teaming with radio personality Greg Street for a remake on Street’s new album. […]

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It seems the retired Jay-Z is still making albums, becoming the hip hop equivalent of a Florida pensioner still working at the local diner. Although with his last album American Gangster being his strongest in years it’s easy to see the logic and hard to complain. When you add Timbaland, the somewhat oily it appears […]

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With all the talk about Feist’s recent performance on Sesame Street, everyone missed Bert & Ernie kickin’ it gangsta-style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

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Unlike the residents dressed head to toe in black indulging in lattes or the shitty weather that you will encounter 300+ days per year, Melbourne’s Graffiti scene is amazing. So amazing in fact that it has spawned an incredible site full of pictures, interviews, competitions and a whole bunch more, from Melbourne and also showcasing stuff from […]

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Dropping his controversial yet much awaited album Untitled this week has seen Nas thrust back to the front of hip hop relevance, although did he ever really leave? Teaming up with NYC clothing label Alife God’s Son has released this simple yet effective Tee, think smacking kids in the supermarket to shut them up simple […]

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Don’t know who the Westside Connection are, it’s time to check yo’ self fool. When the east coast versus west coast war was popping off in the mid 90s the super group of WC, Ice Cube and Mack 10 emerged with the brilliant Bow Down. The album was the epitome of gangsta rap and tore […]

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Anyone who has casually flicked through a hip hop message-board in the past ten years knows you don’t need to go far to find a who is the better artists Biggie or Tupac argument. People will argue back and forth like they were obese family members after the last french fry. Undrcrwn - fast becoming […]

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Long gone it seems are the days of sorting out your issues with rhyme or in that true hip hop manner in the street, as little known rapper Supreme is chasing $20 million in the courts. In footage that served as well as anything has to make Supreme famous he was shown battling Biggie in […]

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Hate all you want on all their releases since Art Of War but based on Creepin On Ah Come Up and E.1999 Eternal alone Crumpet has a lot of love for Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. One of the first crews to take the super fast sing song harmonies to the masses these disciples of the late Eazy […]

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We at crumpet fancy fresh kicks and fresh beats. Place these together and you get the running man…. No not that dance move yo’mama still busts out at the local RSL, more like a musical collab between Montreal DJ-Atrak and Nike.  Don’t slip!
Download  http://atrak.running6453.com/

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One of hip hop’s true characters is Del the Funky Homosapien. Unfortunately sometimes his persona causes too many to sleep on the skills he has brought to the table for longer than your mama has served you hot meals. To coincide with the release of his latest album the Eleventh Hour, Del himself compiled this […]

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Public Enemy have been making political statements for a long time now and the impact they have had on hip hop and black culture as a whole is undeniable. The fact the Flavor Flav is crazy like the cat lady from the Simpsons while not relevant continues to amuse Crumpet. As the weather gets cold […]

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Crumpet tried to warn you that no good can come from a rapper rocking the prefix lil’ and it seems Weezy is doing his best to prove the theory. Now when you have revived the flagging CD sales of all things hip hop with your smash third LP Crumpet isn’t sure why you would go […]

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