souljah boy is the devil, crumpet has proof

Crumpet doesn’t know why Souljah Boy is famous, or worse still, why people made his first single a hit, but it appears the talentless one is here to stay. In news to make people cringe from here to west bubblefuck Souljah is teaming with radio personality Greg Street for a remake on Street’s new album. Poppin On Myspace is a remake of the Sir Mix-A-Lot track Posse On Broadway, a title like that hasn’t made us cringe since a movie trailer read “starring Britney Spears”. It seems the apocalypse is upon us, buy up your tinned Asparagus and head for the basement, shit’s about to get ugly, Roseanne Barr naked ugly.