things that make crumpet go – eww

No it’s not this picture making us go eww, although we are a little concerned as to what the hell is going on in it, but the quotes coming from the mouth of Diddy. Yes everyones favourite pimp of hip hop, c’mon he has pimped the scene for riches better than anyone, has been talking up his stamina in the bedroom. The man who has completed the New York marathon was asked what Olympic event he would excel in and here is his response;

“Who could have sex the longest,” the entrepreneur said. “I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest.”” he added. “Even though I am serious”

“Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny,