xpizzle’s bitch slap

Hip hop I love you but step out of line and I will beat that ass.

The Wu-Tang Clan are hip hop legends, but in the year 2008 they are barely relevant releasing shit that is less entertaining than a Bert Newton hair piece. Raekwon sounds like he is asleep, RZA doesn’t seem to give a shit about the crew, whilst his solo work sees his head squarely up his experimental ass. GZA’s latest works best as a coaster,  Method Man works more as an actor or on being a Snoop like personality, his music only leading to beefs with his label, and pretty much the remainder of the Clan must be begging for quarters out the front of their local Starbucks. Ghostface is the only member who can comfortably hold his head up some fifteen years on. Talent doesn’t vanish into thin air like virginity in a housing trust estate, it has to still be there. RZA needs to stop hanging with fucking Russell Crowe and take it back to the murky samples before the W thrown up at shows stands for waste of a career.

The Wu Tang Clan, you have been pimp slapped.