xpizzle’s bitch slap

Hip Hop I love you, but step out of line and I will beat that ass.

I think the time has come to clear something up. Having a MySpace and possibly a shaved head too does not make you a rapper. The digital age has been a great way for so many to get their music to the masses, but it also means Steve from Smithfield now thinks he’s a superstar. There is no simpler way to put this, I would rather listen to a Himalayan Sherpa playing a symphony on the pubic hair of an Alaskan Seal than the painful bullshit that seeps from your pages. People doing Snoop covers, or rapping about guns, or dissing other rappers who nobody has ever heard of, this shit is out of control. Ignorance is indeed bliss as when you stumble on their page it’s full of clueless fuckwits making the problem worse falling at the feet of the musical equivalent of Sarah Palin. I see only one solution, the appointment of a ‘pull your card’ squad to roam MySpace and let wack fucks know their time is up.
 
MySpace superstars, you have been pimp slapped.